The city has been overrun by paragons and rogues. Criminals and crime fighters battle their way through subways, skyscrapers and city streets. New citizens arrive every day hoping to test their powers and turn the tide... and when everyone's super, they're going to need supplies.
So come on down to Count Blackmoore's Super-powered Superstore! Our friendly staff are waiting and eager to serve all your heroic or nefarious needs. Ninja caltrops? We've got 'em! Eldritch time crystals? 50% off! There's a new sale every Tuesday and Thursday. Satisfaction guaranteed!
Count Blackmoore's: weep with fear, mortal fools, and witness the power of savings supreme.